My goodness, it has been a long time since we blogged! I can honestly say we have been extremely busy, Jake with finals and I with my job. It's very interesting how much crazy stuff happens in the grocery stores during the holidays. For examples: I have had to explain more than once that coming to work with a blood alcohol level over the legal limit is not ok. And just today a guy who was denied vacation time due to his only being with the company a couple of months said he was pretty sure his mom was going to die on Christmas day. When asked why he thought that, he actually said that that has always been her dream. I am not making this stuff up. He was told he would need to provide us with some kind of obituary and the number to the funeral home or he would lose his job he said "never mind, we're not that close". I'm told next week will be even more interesting than this week. I can hardly wait.
Last weekend I had the pleasure of spending time with my peeps in Utah. Things I learned from my best friend Dana:
1. Global warming is not as big a deal as Al Gore makes it appear.
2. Only the muslims and hispanics are properly replenishing their race.
3. Home schooling is a good thing, and there are ways to keep your kids from being freaks.
I also learned that having three kids under the age of 4 is a bit of a handful. But they sure are cute!
We hope everyone has a great Christmas!
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